Exercise Park

There's a park across from the grocery store near our house. I've never been up to explore it until yesterday on my way to the store, when I figured I'd prolong my stroll and investigate the park. And boy, it was not what I expected!

Ok, full disclosure, it was kind of what I had expected because Tyler told me it was a "exercise park," which I mocked because anyone can exercise in any kind of park. But what I discovered was a bunch of hilarious "exercise equipment" set in the scenic backdrop of this park. In the background of this picture, note the large wooden rope course things and this bright orange piece of equipment:

It was kind of like a Russian army training camp met a playground, and altogether kind of funny and weird. Most of the equipment was made of logs (like the far-away one in the above pic), but some pieces were newer, like these orange ones.

(Diagram of, presumably, how to exercise. Stay in the middle of the spectrum because at one end it appears you are very angry, and at the other end you might die of exhaustion.)

Funniest of all to me is that there were no benches in the park. It was a little disappointing because I had been hoping to visit this park to sit and read, but clearly this park is for exercise only. I got excited and thought that I had found a bench, but apparently this bench is made for exercising, not sitting, as illustrated by this diagram of how to exercise on a bench:

The end.